I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake
I’ve changed my mind.
When my alarm goes off in the morning
People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
You've caused me to weep, you've caused me to mourn You caused me to lose my home
i think my favourite sound in the world is people zipping up their pencil cases and bags when a class is about to end
A Japanese bakery, Kinseiken Seika, is cooking up a storm and it’s getting all over the world wide web.
The dessert they are cooking up is the mizu shingen mochi and it is a rice cake that is made out of… you guessed it water from the Japanese Alps.
A Tweet from a customer said that the dessert “has a pleasant natural sweetness… (and) goes incredibly smoothly down your throat.”
japans waterbenders are out of controlyeah, ok, but how the FUCK did they make it?
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Western Star Sign: scorpio
Chinese Zodiac (Animal): pig
Western Element: water
Chinese Element: wood
Yin-Yang Symbol: yin
Celtic Druid Zodiac: chestnut tree
Divine Number: 5
Divine Color: gold
Day of the Week: tuesday
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you