02:34 Jul 29th
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cinnamontoastsmosh:

That one time in 2011 where Ian’s neighbors called him out on his driving

01:47 Jul 29th
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onlylolgifs:

I haven’t seen you in a week and this is what I get??

01:24 Jul 29th
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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

01:24 Jul 29th
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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

01:24 Jul 29th
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elliotexplicit:

dudultv:

thekreid:

I love this

WITH ANIMATION YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!

This rocks my socks.

01:23 Jul 29th
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ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

09:08 Jul 28th
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mikkelsenning:

sartorialcannibal:

revnickie:

SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS. The Hannibal writers have gone Full Cannibal.

this is why this show and everyone who works on it are my favorite thing

HOW DO THEY TALK ABOUT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES WITHOUT LAUGHING

05:26 Jul 28th
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officervakarian:

lady-korra:

omg i can’t stop laughing at thiS I DON’T KNOW WHY

that guy is far too happy to be missing his dick

05:21 Jul 28th
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catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

05:14 Jul 28th
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overly-khr-obsessed:

naililyam:

kessuburd:

huffingtonpost:

My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. 

Think twice before you judge a parent. 

most watch.

Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I bawled my eyes out

04:44 Jul 28th
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assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

01:46 Jul 28th
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tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

01:43 Jul 28th
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agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

01:42 Jul 28th
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unimpressedcats:

me

01:34 Jul 28th
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